Well most of you know that a possum has set up home ion the roof of the Police residence. Yes Richard, I do believe your visitor is female, for it were a male you would have caught it already. All males, whether they be two legs or four can be trapped with good food. Your possum is a real lady and playing hard to get. Maybe she prefers red apples to green, just like Eve.
In time she will be tempted by an apple and then you can throw the book at her. The charges being - break and enter, resisting arrest, and considering that she dumped a load of poop on you, assaulting a Police officer. She should be sentenced to live in a gum tree well away from the Police residence.
Frances Blacker
Braidwood
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