Dad jokes are in a special league of their own and we love them because dad tells them in his own special way.

Some of the funny blokes at Port City Bowling Club shared some of their favourites as a special gift to our readers for Father's Day.

You have been warned - they're not that funny.

And, if you are looking to expand your own repertoire of bad dad jokes, here's a few to test out on those who love you most.

1. Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurised before you even see it.

2. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.

3. If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

4. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

5. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

6.  “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."

7. I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.

8. Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, "man, it's really hot in here". The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "WHOA, a talking muffin!"

9. I fear for the calendar, it's days are numbered.

10. A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said "Two beers please, one for me and one for the road."

Yep ... pretty bad.

Port Macquarie News